Sunday, December 27, 2009

Possibly You Can Beat The Wishing Bone.

Bulgarian Letter Translated Into English. oh hilarious, Taylor.

Hello Overpower friend Kjirsten!
I hope that everything should be only antic on you home! I hope that you should get really for delayed day to thanking and receive truly oil away for everything A turkey and squashed potatos! Possibly you can beat the wishing bone. What do you drank Want ? I love your e-mails! They make you my day so very better! Well the fouls tell whether it interprets that well! Possibly it will do many mistakes! That was going to be aweful to Li sad, .

Saturday, December 26, 2009

There Are Nicer Things Than Apples, Prince.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Grandma Whirly & The Pink-Cheeked Poopies

doo wop! doo wop!

more later, perhaps.

Please Come With ME!!!!

P.S. What should i be for halloween???

Saturday, September 5, 2009

search for something more aesthetically pleasing

now every time i open my blog i have to stare at reba. blogging about her was the worst idea ever...besides that it was kind of funny.

no more reba. no more reba.

Reba Forever.

Ever since i was a little girl i have had this thing against reba. is she even a real human???
she's like the james bond of country. she keeps coming back and for some reason every time i see her she looks younger. and everyone secretly knows james bond isn't a real human. maybe the new one is...but the Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan and so on James Bonds were not real humans. Plus, only Chuck Bass gets that many girls in real life. Reba gets no girls. She doesn't even get an upper lip. thats probably what gets me the most. i know that she's not above plastic surgery. look at her face! and yet she's still fine with having no upper lip. what if she had no bottom lip either! what would she look like then!? i suppose God made her with no upper lip and judging her for it will only affect me. but i wouldn't be surprised if she had no top lip because she didn't want one. like it gives her character or something. an obnoxious character, she is. thats what she is.
this will hopefully be my only blog speaking negatively about anyones appearance. and i'm sorry reba, please hope you never read this. i'm sure you're a pleasant person.
also your accent is the most annoying.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Unusual Reaction

gross. you know those games that pop up along the tops and sides of internet pages??? i just played one where you have to pop a zit with a needle...i may have played it three times. but then i almost barfed. but it was definitely a cartoon.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Don't Tell Kayla

wahahahahah!!!! could not keep it to myself!!!

lets hope her months of bad hygiene in Ghana end before she gets back.
i lub you kayla ann ;))))

Thursday, July 9, 2009

I'm wearing your underwear because i miss you. sorry ;)

From Kayla Ann:
*we filled our belly buttons with lotion and went to sleep to see what would happne?
*rode our bikes to the park listening to 'better togehter' and laying in the grass looking at the 
*we took baths and washed eachother's hair?
*hid an entire chocolate cake in our room and ate it secrely at night?
*ate delicious huge sandwiches under a tree?
did pedicures in bowls in the living room?
watched xfiles and danced ridiculously to the theme music?
flirted with boys on motorcylces on my bday cause we could?
dressed up really cute and went to PF changs and a movie cause we hated boys?
went running and listened to the SAME playlist at the SAME time?
i came to your school and you gave me the best massage ever when i was sad?
you told me how cuite you and justins date was and i cried because of joy?
we ran away from the group while caroling?
we would ride our bikes to the grocery store?
we bought matching angry gumball helmets?
we changed eachothers facebook status and pictures but never got truly mad at eachother?
i bauled at you cause i missed crystal?
you would do energy work on my tummy?
we wanted to sing duets together, but never did?
we saw wicked and loved it?
we would rub ctr on our whole bodies and fall asleep?
explored slc museums and retro strores and the pie?
can relate to the song 'tim, wish you wer born a girl?'
we would go on night runs for cookie dough or ice cream?

From Kjirsty Marie:
*When we would only play with eachother for a whole summer and wait for eachother to get home...hiding from all our other roommates.
*our cutie bike rides!
*reading to eachother from the mammoth encyclopedia of the unexplained at our picnics in the park.
*laying beneath glow in the dark names such as lindsay and rachel (was that it?)
*The day we moved into raintree and i hid in the closet texting you for an hour because i didn't want to meet our roommates without you!
*buuurger supreme ;)
*tie dye double dating!
*crying to eachother about EVERYTHING. 
*Michael Franti many of them!!! wahahah and we would sing bay he bay in an old man cake throat yell!
*dancing in the kitchen and in the hall, heinously and just barely out of eyesight. 
*making our whole living room a bed and having several day long sleepovers.
*meeting moroni at the pool. how is he a real human!?!
*Kjirst & Kayla hate boys date night, we saw the rocker and thought it was the best movie ever! i saw it on sunday. i still love it. 
*terrifying, being chased by you in the dark with your blinking headlamp! i get the creeps just thinking about it. 
*you slipped off the toilet and yelled at me because there was coconut oil on it wahahha ;)
*when you were convinced that the james blunt song said "my life is bread" and you refused to believe otherwise and we fought loudly and laughed hysterically late into the night! 
*cousins dating best friends!!! 
*muldering obsessions.
*The best cross-eyed belching i've ever witnessed. 
*birthday cake making.
*the night we couldn't fall asleep at all so we took showers and talked all night. 
*Violently changing the words to touch my body. yikes!
*chasing eachother down the hall with our shirts over our heads and pants to our armpits. i've seen the possible blackmail pictures and am still frightened. 
*experiences unexplainable. you could even say they were x-files. 
*dancing to our favorite he-who-must-not-be-named song (girl your my guitar).
*possible boycrush paranoia.
*when you'd sing out of tune on purpose and were SO good at it! i couldnt believe it!
*awkward double dates (he's just being mylie???)
*not being able to listen to moby's the sky is broken without fantasizing about mulder.
*crying when we saw wicked because it was us and i had to say goodbye to you! 
*actually saying goodbye to you, i hated it so much but it made me realize how much you really mean to me. i don't know if anyone has meant so much. 

"So much of me is made of what i learned from you. you'll be with me like a handprint on my heart. and now whatever way our stories end i know you have re-written mine by being my friend...who can say if i've been changed for the better? because i know you, i have been changed for good. And just to clear the air, I ask forgiveness. For the things i've done you, blame me for. But then, I guess we know there's blame to share. And none of it seems to matter anymore...I do believe i have been changed for the better. And because i knew you i have been changed for good."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

3 Times a Day!

is that meals do you ask? no, i've been eating more like 5 meals the last few days. so what could it be, are you asking me? saving rolly pollies is my answer to your question! and i hate it. in fact, i have another number 5 thing...i just saved 5 rolly pollies out of my bathroom. no pun intended! just now. at one time! you can probably look anywhere on the floor in my house and see one crawling to some strange destination such as the massage room or the bathroom. i most do not like when they go in the kitchen. because i always forget about them when i go in the kitchen and then i step on them and they sound crunchy and i always feel bad. how do they even get in here? i told them when i saved those 5 at the same time that this nonsense wont be happening again. down the toilet like cherie said! so get out of my house. the day i find one in my bed is the day i commit murder!!!!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Sumo of the Day!

So i was reading about Sumo Wrestlers today and according to this i'm on my way to becoming one!!!! hooray!!! just for today. i'll never wait so long to eat the hugest of nachos again. 

Sumo Wrestlers: This is How You Get Fat

There's only one sport where they actually aim to gain as much body fat as possible: Sumo Wrestling. According to this article - here is what a sumo wrestler does to get fat:

1. Skip breakfast. By depriving their bodies of food after eight hours of sleep, their metabolic rates stay low.

2. Exercise on an empty stomach. If their bodies have
no food, their metabolic thermostats are turned down even lower to conserve fuel.

3. Take a nap after eating. The Sumo secret for gaining weight is that, after eating, they sleep for at least four hours.

4. Eat late in the day. Going to bed with full stomachs means that their bodies must respond to the huge flood of nutrients with a rush of insulin, forcing their bodies to store some of it in the cells as fat instead of in the muscles and organs as nutrients.

5. Always eat with others in a social atmosphere. According to leading researchers, a meal eaten with others can be at least 44 percent larger and with 30 percent more calories and fat.

There's a lot we can learn from this...

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Spontaneous Kitty Combustion

Dear Sister-in-Law,

I'm sorry that I have to tell you this in an email. I do not have the courage or tact to approach the situation otherwise. It seems to me that your long loved kitty, Aria, has spontaneously combusted. And being nothing but a pile of cat particles was then carried away by a unexpected gust of wind that then swept through my house and out the open window. You could say Aria is now, literally, "the dust of the earth". or maybe she just jumped out the window while Cherie and I were dying our hair. SORRY!!!! :)))

Saturday, June 27, 2009

With You, Girl!

Oh the songs that make me cry...

Unexpected, I know, but 
definitely on the top of my list these days:

Girl, You're My Guitar!

And The Gathering Floozies.

wah! I may love this song too much! thats ok! my mom says ya! ...thats a lie. she actually thinks its annoying. at least degreys beginning to understand. 

Who's Eliza???

The Morning Afterglow

So Cherie & I started a cutie little project today. We made body scrubs for a friends bridal shower. Along with Free Massage coupons its the perfect present, I think. 

We have 3 scrubs so far:

*Earthly Naked, Heavenly Nude
Organic Raw Cane Sugar, 
Sandalwood, Patchouli, Wise Woman
Essential Oil & Coconut Massage Oil.

*Peter Piper Picked a Flower 
(hahaha our friend's fiancee is named Peter ;)
Organic Raw Cane Sugar, 
Gardinia, Ylang Ylang, Violet, Chamomile
Essential Oil & Lavender Massage Oil

*Feel the Tingle 
Organic Raw Cane Sugar, 
Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Wintergreen
Essential Oil & Energizing Massage Oil.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I'm a sensitive boy!!!

You seem markedly more & i'm oozing surprise! 

if i didn't like justin so much i'd be dating this young man...

his name on youtube is brittle moon. just in case you wanted to subscribe ;)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Bridges & Balloons

We sailed away on a winter's day 
With fate as malleable as clay 
But ships are fallible, I say 
And the nautical, like all things, fades 
And I can recall our caravel 
A little wicker beetle shell 
With four fine maste and lateen sails 
Its bearings on Cair Paravel 

Oh my love 
Oh it was a funny little thing 
To be 
The ones 
To've seen 

The sight of bridges and balloons 
Makes calm canaries irritable 
And they caw and claw all afternoon 
Catenaries and dirigibles 
Brace and bouy the living room 
A loom of metals warp woof wimble 
And a thimblesworth of milky moon 
Can touch hearts larger than a thimble 

Oh my love 
Oh it was a funny little thing 
To be 
The ones 
To've seen 
Oh my love 
Oh it was a funny little thing
It was a funny funny little thing 
 -Joanna Newsom-

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Birthday Dolly

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Point Your Nub in the right Direction!

phebus does your arm have an infection???

Places I want to go:


not to the community poo...
or even the community center.
i'd just love to visit a few friendies. 

Nevada City

wah! Ike's Cafe & Asylum Down & Co-Ho's
& the Truffle Shop & pioneer park...

The Yuba River

flower crowns & paper butterflies. sigh. ;)


i've waited long enough!!!

and a little apartment in france ;)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

homework at my parents.

MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!!!! WHY!?! so many children! and dogs! and phones ringing! and cookies!!!! oh yikes.

...does everyone REALLY have to come over tonight?  

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Future Career Possibilities...

actually, this is just a list of things i'd love to do...and get paid for ;)

  • Read in a Tree
  • Meditate with Pregnant Women
  • Teach Kids how to make Pickle & Strawberry Sandwiches
  • Always Rhyme when i talk
  • Deliver Flowers by Bicycle
  • Hug Sad People
  • Talk to Old People
  • Take Other Peoples Children Hiking
  • Climb Trees
  • Call Everyone Older than me "Junior"
  • Study the Life Cycle of Asperagis ( & learn how to spell it)
  • Go On Dates with Nerds & be friends with them & if i wasn't so awkward myself i'd teach them how to talk to girls. 
  • Create Herbal Tea Blends
  • Wash Cars & have Water Fights
  • Raise Other Peoples Chickens
  • Be a Personal Assistant to Sting
  • Prom Makeovers!
  • Name Farts
  • Something with People in Rehab
  • Library
  • Teach Harp Lessons the Forest
  • Translate for Handy Cap People
  • Be a Streetside Musician 
  • Tell Bedtime Stories

Monday, April 13, 2009

Riddle Me This...

you know what i was thinking about? 
actually Cherie and I were wondering...
why does celery make your mouth numb? 

Best answer i found:
Most likely the numbing effect you're noticing is from the Eugenol in the celery. It is the same compound found in higher concentrations in cloves.
Oh & guess what.
i found a song about dandelions :) it made me so happy!!!

(to the tune of puff the magic dragon! oh jeez.)
Dandelion flowers are a little sign of hope
Whoever poisons them on lawns would have to be a dope.
Or else someone who doesn’t know
what dandelions do
For our insides and our outsides and for our whole world too.

2) When dandelions are all grownTheir
 puffy heads turn grey
And with my breath I blow their fluff
and watch it float away.
And in the spring it comes again
For us to pick and eat
A yellow dandelion lawnIs Mother Nature’s treat
3) If every lawn grew dandelions
Our air would be so sweet
Our tummies would be happy
They would tickle all our feet.
Every flower stands on guard
To help us day by day
I’ll have a dandelion lawn
Where you can come and Play!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bro's Before Ho's

wahahaha!!!! this has just been stuck in my head all day and i couldn't remember what it was i youtubed it and now i can find it always :) 

Atomic Tangerine

i don't want to be her.
so what am i doing? 

Monday, March 30, 2009

holi fest

all of us truest loves @ the Festival of Colors...

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

i don't like it eat frogs.


Tessa & i cleaned her room, watched the labyrinth & cooked broccoli :)))

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Oh Beautiful Friend.

i love logging into Kayla's facebook & changing things on her profile. 

sometimes i think i'm hilarious. like today:

Isn't She Lovely? ;)

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Where Will We Live???

please hope. 

this should be my puppy.  

Friday, March 20, 2009

Goodness How It Goes...

2 cars & a dog. 

jeez i'm exhausted. 

At least i was LOVED BY THE SUN!!! :)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Treedrum & Lilichichi

One open mind tumbles into the trees...
& finds there a strange boy 
playing in the leaves.
They sit around & 
eat mothers making 
& linger longer laughing & mistaking...

...These new age pharisees
overlook the urgency
of returning to simplicity.
before we reach capacity, 
they're afraid to lose identity
amongst your foreign remedies...

Winter's cold
because he's old.
But through the snow, 
The Daisies grow...

...Plants fill their height
In meadows of white.
The grass is to my shoulder
But you're completely covered.

As Fruit of imaginings,
Her existence began.
She sprouted from the soil
Like the pearl from a clam.

Nurtured by the earthen spirits, 
Knowledge gathered like dew.
She spoke truths like a folk tale,
Only he'd believe were true. 

Precious :)

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Take That.

My land lady is an imbecile. 
There you go universe, 
Do with her what you will. 

Sunday, March 8, 2009


Tuesday, March 3, 2009

How Long Will You Hide

How Long Will You Hide

Your Beautiful
Festive Smile

Teach Your Laughter
To a Flower
Manifest an Eternity

Why Do You Think
The Door to the Sky
Is Closed on Your Face

It Allures & Invites
Your Magical Touch
To Open & Arrive

An Entire Caravan
Is Waiting in Ecstasy
For Your Coming & Leading

Come on my Friend
Use Your Talisman &
Harness All Their Souls

Today is the Day to Unite
With Your Longing Beloved
Wait No More
For an Unknown Tomorrow

A Tambourine is in a Corner
Begging Your Playing Hands
A Flute is Sitting Dormant
Begging Your Happy Lips


My Little Speragis, My Little Coconut Head!

Dearest Cherie ree ree,
Oh, how i do love thee!
You are the truest friend to me.
Ask anyone & surely they'll agree.
Together we run & drink yummy tea.
Outside, its not uncommon for us to suddenly pee.
From the beginning, you helped me to realize the person i want to be.
With Kayla, our brotherhood is for eternity.
Us girls are the most true three.
When we're scared we scream like a banshee.
In the sunny sun of summerness we will climb a tree!
We love eachother all the time, all the time for free!
Remember that time we went to find the sea?
Or when we used to pump up our knees?
You are the most beautiful girl that is wee.
I will love you even when we're elderly.
& have even less control of our bladders, whoopee!!! ;)

*DaxFlame Smile*