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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Possibly You Can Beat The Wishing Bone.









Bulgarian Letter Translated Into English. oh hilarious, Taylor.

Hello Overpower friend Kjirsten!
I hope that everything should be only antic on you home! I hope that you should get really for delayed day to thanking and receive truly oil away for everything A turkey and squashed potatos! Possibly you can beat the wishing bone. What do you drank Want ? I love your e-mails! They make you my day so very better! Well the fouls tell whether it interprets that well! Possibly it will do many mistakes! That was going to be aweful to Li sad, .
love
Taylor


Saturday, December 26, 2009

There Are Nicer Things Than Apples, Prince.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Grandma Whirly & The Pink-Cheeked Poopies


doo wop! doo wop!


more later, perhaps.

Please Come With ME!!!! http://www.kvmr.org/celticfestival/

P.S. What should i be for halloween???

Saturday, September 5, 2009

search for something more aesthetically pleasing

now every time i open my blog i have to stare at reba. blogging about her was the worst idea ever...besides that it was kind of funny.
LOOK AT THIS INSTEAD:


no more reba. no more reba.

Reba Forever.

Ever since i was a little girl i have had this thing against reba. is she even a real human???
she's like the james bond of country. she keeps coming back and for some reason every time i see her she looks younger. and everyone secretly knows james bond isn't a real human. maybe the new one is...but the Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan and so on James Bonds were not real humans. Plus, only Chuck Bass gets that many girls in real life. Reba gets no girls. She doesn't even get an upper lip. thats probably what gets me the most. i know that she's not above plastic surgery. look at her face! and yet she's still fine with having no upper lip. what if she had no bottom lip either! what would she look like then!? i suppose God made her with no upper lip and judging her for it will only affect me. but i wouldn't be surprised if she had no top lip because she didn't want one. like it gives her character or something. an obnoxious character, she is. thats what she is.
this will hopefully be my only blog speaking negatively about anyones appearance. and i'm sorry reba, please hope you never read this. i'm sure you're a pleasant person.
also your accent is the most annoying.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Unusual Reaction

gross. you know those games that pop up along the tops and sides of internet pages??? i just played one where you have to pop a zit with a needle...i may have played it three times. but then i almost barfed. but it was definitely a cartoon.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

3 Times a Day!

is that meals do you ask? no, i've been eating more like 5 meals the last few days. so what could it be, are you asking me? saving rolly pollies is my answer to your question! and i hate it. in fact, i have another number 5 thing...i just saved 5 rolly pollies out of my bathroom. no pun intended! just now. at one time! you can probably look anywhere on the floor in my house and see one crawling to some strange destination such as the massage room or the bathroom. i most do not like when they go in the kitchen. because i always forget about them when i go in the kitchen and then i step on them and they sound crunchy and i always feel bad. how do they even get in here? i told them when i saved those 5 at the same time that this nonsense wont be happening again. down the toilet like cherie said! so get out of my house. the day i find one in my bed is the day i commit murder!!!!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Sumo of the Day!

So i was reading about Sumo Wrestlers today and according to this i'm on my way to becoming one!!!! hooray!!! just for today. i'll never wait so long to eat the hugest of nachos again. 


Sumo Wrestlers: This is How You Get Fat

There's only one sport where they actually aim to gain as much body fat as possible: Sumo Wrestling. According to this article - here is what a sumo wrestler does to get fat:

1. Skip breakfast. By depriving their bodies of food after eight hours of sleep, their metabolic rates stay low.

2. Exercise on an empty stomach. If their bodies have
no food, their metabolic thermostats are turned down even lower to conserve fuel.

3. Take a nap after eating. The Sumo secret for gaining weight is that, after eating, they sleep for at least four hours.

4. Eat late in the day. Going to bed with full stomachs means that their bodies must respond to the huge flood of nutrients with a rush of insulin, forcing their bodies to store some of it in the cells as fat instead of in the muscles and organs as nutrients.

5. Always eat with others in a social atmosphere. According to leading researchers, a meal eaten with others can be at least 44 percent larger and with 30 percent more calories and fat.

There's a lot we can learn from this...

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Spontaneous Kitty Combustion

Dear Sister-in-Law,

I'm sorry that I have to tell you this in an email. I do not have the courage or tact to approach the situation otherwise. It seems to me that your long loved kitty, Aria, has spontaneously combusted. And being nothing but a pile of cat particles was then carried away by a unexpected gust of wind that then swept through my house and out the open window. You could say Aria is now, literally, "the dust of the earth". or maybe she just jumped out the window while Cherie and I were dying our hair. SORRY!!!! :)))

Saturday, June 27, 2009

With You, Girl!

Oh the songs that make me cry...

Unexpected, I know, but 
definitely on the top of my list these days:

Girl, You're My Guitar!

And The Gathering Floozies.

wah! I may love this song too much! thats ok! my mom says ya! ...thats a lie. she actually thinks its annoying. at least degreys beginning to understand. 






Who's Eliza???


The Morning Afterglow

So Cherie & I started a cutie little project today. We made body scrubs for a friends bridal shower. Along with Free Massage coupons its the perfect present, I think. 

We have 3 scrubs so far:

*Earthly Naked, Heavenly Nude
Organic Raw Cane Sugar, 
Sandalwood, Patchouli, Wise Woman
Essential Oil & Coconut Massage Oil.

*Peter Piper Picked a Flower 
(hahaha our friend's fiancee is named Peter ;)
Organic Raw Cane Sugar, 
Gardinia, Ylang Ylang, Violet, Chamomile
Essential Oil & Lavender Massage Oil


*Feel the Tingle 
Organic Raw Cane Sugar, 
Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Wintergreen
Essential Oil & Energizing Massage Oil.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I'm a sensitive boy!!!

You seem markedly more & i'm oozing surprise! 

if i didn't like justin so much i'd be dating this young man...


his name on youtube is brittle moon. just in case you wanted to subscribe ;)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Bridges & Balloons


















We sailed away on a winter's day 
With fate as malleable as clay 
But ships are fallible, I say 
And the nautical, like all things, fades 
And I can recall our caravel 
A little wicker beetle shell 
With four fine maste and lateen sails 
Its bearings on Cair Paravel 

Oh my love 
Oh it was a funny little thing 
To be 
The ones 
To've seen 

The sight of bridges and balloons 
Makes calm canaries irritable 
And they caw and claw all afternoon 
Catenaries and dirigibles 
Brace and bouy the living room 
A loom of metals warp woof wimble 
And a thimblesworth of milky moon 
Can touch hearts larger than a thimble 

Oh my love 
Oh it was a funny little thing 
To be 
The ones 
To've seen 
Oh my love 
Oh it was a funny little thing
It was a funny funny little thing 
 -Joanna Newsom-

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Birthday Dolly

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Point Your Nub in the right Direction!

phebus does your arm have an infection???


Places I want to go:

Orangevale



not to the community poo...
or even the community center.
i'd just love to visit a few friendies. 









Nevada City


wah! Ike's Cafe & Asylum Down & Co-Ho's
& the Truffle Shop & pioneer park...











The Yuba River

flower crowns & paper butterflies. sigh. ;)












Camping



i've waited long enough!!!













and a little apartment in france ;)



Tuesday, April 28, 2009

homework at my parents.

MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!!!! WHY!?! so many children! and dogs! and phones ringing! and cookies!!!! oh yikes.

...does everyone REALLY have to come over tonight?  

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Future Career Possibilities...

actually, this is just a list of things i'd love to do...and get paid for ;)

  • Read in a Tree
  • Meditate with Pregnant Women
  • Teach Kids how to make Pickle & Strawberry Sandwiches
  • Always Rhyme when i talk
  • Deliver Flowers by Bicycle
  • Hug Sad People
  • Talk to Old People
  • Take Other Peoples Children Hiking
  • Climb Trees
  • Call Everyone Older than me "Junior"
  • Study the Life Cycle of Asperagis ( & learn how to spell it)
  • Go On Dates with Nerds & be friends with them & if i wasn't so awkward myself i'd teach them how to talk to girls. 
  • Create Herbal Tea Blends
  • Wash Cars & have Water Fights
  • Raise Other Peoples Chickens
  • Be a Personal Assistant to Sting
  • Prom Makeovers!
  • Name Farts
  • Something with People in Rehab
  • Library
  • Teach Harp Lessons outside...in the Forest
  • Translate for Handy Cap People
  • Be a Streetside Musician 
  • Tell Bedtime Stories

Monday, April 13, 2009

Riddle Me This...

you know what i was thinking about? 
actually Cherie and I were wondering...
why does celery make your mouth numb? 

Best answer i found:
Most likely the numbing effect you're noticing is from the Eugenol in the celery. It is the same compound found in higher concentrations in cloves.
Oh & guess what.
i found a song about dandelions :) it made me so happy!!!

(to the tune of puff the magic dragon! oh jeez.)
Dandelion flowers are a little sign of hope
Whoever poisons them on lawns would have to be a dope.
Or else someone who doesn’t know
what dandelions do
For our insides and our outsides and for our whole world too.

2) When dandelions are all grownTheir
 puffy heads turn grey
And with my breath I blow their fluff
and watch it float away.
And in the spring it comes again
For us to pick and eat
A yellow dandelion lawnIs Mother Nature’s treat
3) If every lawn grew dandelions
Our air would be so sweet
Our tummies would be happy
They would tickle all our feet.
Every flower stands on guard
To help us day by day
I’ll have a dandelion lawn
Where you can come and Play!




Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bro's Before Ho's

wahahaha!!!! this has just been stuck in my head all day and i couldn't remember what it was from...so i youtubed it and now i can find it always :) 

Atomic Tangerine

i don't want to be her.
so what am i doing? 

Monday, March 30, 2009

holi fest


all of us truest loves @ the Festival of Colors...















Tuesday, March 24, 2009

i don't like it eat frogs.



Today:

Tessa & i cleaned her room, watched the labyrinth & cooked broccoli :)))





Sunday, March 22, 2009

Oh Beautiful Friend.


i love logging into Kayla's facebook & changing things on her profile. 

sometimes i think i'm hilarious. like today:

Isn't She Lovely? ;)

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Where Will We Live???

please hope. 



















































this should be my puppy.  



Friday, March 20, 2009

Goodness How It Goes...

2 cars & a dog. 

jeez i'm exhausted. 

At least i was LOVED BY THE SUN!!! :)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Treedrum & Lilichichi




One open mind tumbles into the trees...
& finds there a strange boy 
playing in the leaves.
They sit around & 
eat mothers making 
& linger longer laughing & mistaking...




...These new age pharisees
overlook the urgency
of returning to simplicity.
before we reach capacity, 
they're afraid to lose identity
amongst your foreign remedies...













Winter's cold
because he's old.
But through the snow, 
The Daisies grow...









...Plants fill their height
In meadows of white.
The grass is to my shoulder
But you're completely covered.








As Fruit of imaginings,
Her existence began.
She sprouted from the soil
Like the pearl from a clam.

Nurtured by the earthen spirits, 
Knowledge gathered like dew.
She spoke truths like a folk tale,
Only he'd believe were true. 



Precious :)

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Take That.


My land lady is an imbecile. 
There you go universe, 
Do with her what you will. 


Sunday, March 8, 2009

2:58

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

How Long Will You Hide


How Long Will You Hide

Your Beautiful
Festive Smile

Teach Your Laughter
To a Flower
Manifest an Eternity

Why Do You Think
The Door to the Sky
Is Closed on Your Face

It Allures & Invites
Your Magical Touch
To Open & Arrive

An Entire Caravan
Is Waiting in Ecstasy
For Your Coming & Leading

Come on my Friend
Use Your Talisman &
Harness All Their Souls

Today is the Day to Unite
With Your Longing Beloved
Wait No More
For an Unknown Tomorrow

A Tambourine is in a Corner
Begging Your Playing Hands
A Flute is Sitting Dormant
Begging Your Happy Lips

Rumi

My Little Speragis, My Little Coconut Head!


Dearest Cherie ree ree,
Oh, how i do love thee!
You are the truest friend to me.
Ask anyone & surely they'll agree.
Together we run & drink yummy tea.
Outside, its not uncommon for us to suddenly pee.
From the beginning, you helped me to realize the person i want to be.
With Kayla, our brotherhood is for eternity.
Us girls are the most true three.
When we're scared we scream like a banshee.
In the sunny sun of summerness we will climb a tree!
We love eachother all the time, all the time for free!
Remember that time we went to find the sea?
Or when we used to pump up our knees?
You are the most beautiful girl that is wee.
I will love you even when we're elderly.
& have even less control of our bladders, whoopee!!! ;)

*DaxFlame Smile*