Reba Forever.

Ever since i was a little girl i have had this thing against reba. is she even a real human???

she's like the james bond of country. she keeps coming back and for some reason every time i see her she looks younger. and everyone secretly knows james bond isn't a real human. maybe the new one is...but the Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan and so on James Bonds were not real humans. Plus, only Chuck Bass gets that many girls in real life. Reba gets no girls. She doesn't even get an upper lip. thats probably what gets me the most. i know that she's not above plastic surgery. look at her face! and yet she's still fine with having no upper lip. what if she had no bottom lip either! what would she look like then!? i suppose God made her with no upper lip and judging her for it will only affect me. but i wouldn't be surprised if she had no top lip because she didn't want one. like it gives her character or something. an obnoxious character, she is. thats what she is.

this will hopefully be my only blog speaking negatively about anyones appearance. and i'm sorry reba, please hope you never read this. i'm sure you're a pleasant person.

also your accent is the most annoying.