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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Spontaneous Kitty Combustion

Dear Sister-in-Law,

I'm sorry that I have to tell you this in an email. I do not have the courage or tact to approach the situation otherwise. It seems to me that your long loved kitty, Aria, has spontaneously combusted. And being nothing but a pile of cat particles was then carried away by a unexpected gust of wind that then swept through my house and out the open window. You could say Aria is now, literally, "the dust of the earth". or maybe she just jumped out the window while Cherie and I were dying our hair. SORRY!!!! :)))

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