Don't Ask Me Why

i've never once filled one of these surveys out and not regretted it. but i want to blog again! but i'm afraid! so maybe this will be the beginning. again. because that's what everything is.

2. How big is your bed? huge enough for everyone! you would never think so. but it is.

3. What are you listening to right now? the loudest thing is a fire in the hearth. then celtic music from downstairs i can hardly hear, the dog snoring and my mother turning pages of one of my sister library books which she says explains some of her recent bad behavior. apparently even the library is a dangerous place for a mentally disturbed teenage girl.

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? really? so this is why i haven't done one of these in years. the questions are always lame.

5. What was the last thing you ate? mmm...last nights dinner my mom just heated up for me. best squash i've had...ever. 

6. Last person you hugged? tessa the tiny toot. or a dog. 

7. How is the weather right now? windy! it seeped into my dreams and prevented me from sleeping all night long!

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? i do not know their name. i'm playing harp for an art show in may now. instead of friday.

9. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? eyebrows ;)) jk. hair and ears and feet and nose, i'm sure.

10. Favorite type of Food. jalapeno and pineaple pizza. omelet sandwich. indian food. carrot juice.

11. Do you want children? only if i marry someone that looks like a baby so my children can look like babies forever. huge babys. you could even say Big Babies ;)) ...you know.

12. Do you drink? carrot ginger cucumber celery juice!!! and coconut water!!!! mmm!!!

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? me!?!

14. Hair color? brown and orange, for today.

15. Eye colour? something...

16. Do you wear contacts/glasses? no way!

17. Favorite holiday? oh! thanksgiving! and christmas! and halloween!!!

18. Favorite Season? spring and summer and fall. that leaves you out, winter. you deserve it.

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? oh my. no, not me!

20. Last Movie you Watched? secret of the kells!!!

21. What books are you reading? effortless mastery, yoga anatomy, pride and prejudice and zombies...i'm sure there are others.

22. Piercings? just my ears.

23. Favorite Movie? the labyrinth, the last unicorn, harold and maude, The fearless vampire killers, band of outsiders, legend, breakfast at tiffany's, cry baby, easy A, house bunny, The dark crystal, tess of the d'urbervilles, sense and sensibility, Calamity Jane, Amadeus, chitty chitty bang bang, The scarlet pimpernel...

24. Favorite college football Team? i don't even know a single one!

25. What were you doing before filling this out? sewing with my mother :)

26. Any pets? at my house: Rita the cat, kitty the cat, rigul the dog  and chickens. at my parents house: tansy and cumin the dogs, willow and ruger the cats and the chickens. 

27. Dogs or cats? cats. unless its a huge overly affectionate golden retriever :)

28. Favorite Flower? honeysuckles, dandelions and gardenias.

29. Have you ever loved someone? no way, man.

30. Who would you like to see right now? i'm good for now. oh degrey! 

31. Have you ever fired a gun? at zombies!

32. Do you like to travel by plane? yes, sir!

34. Are you missing someone? there could be someone. but i seem to have forgotten about them. 

35. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? do they still have them? i'm sure they're terrible. all cartoons are these days.

36. Are you hiding something from someone? from all the world!!! i live for dirty little secrets ;)

37. ARE YOU 18? – i may as well be 43...tessa tells me i will be before i know it. 5 year olds know everything.

38. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? i must have! despite the wind and the shaking of the windows and running around the streets barefoot at 4 am, i feel delicious today.

39. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? where am i??? oh ya :)

38. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? books, candlesticks, letters, my mighty little space heater, a giant glass of water...

39. GRILLED OR FRIED? grilled and then fried. in coconut oil. ;)

41. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? terribly. which would explain all of last nights shenanigans.

42. FAVORITE HANGOUT? my candle lit bedroom with all of my dear ones.

43. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? rich food, beautiful noise and and and and arizona gunslinger hot sauce ;)))

45. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? i don't want the universe to know. 

46. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? hm...

56. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? the softest blues you've ever seen!

Come Along, Child!

i don't know how to blog about myself. my life is too personal. i need to find something to blog about...

Repeat.

The Great Race

One of my favorite parts of the Lava Hot Spring Retreat:


So terribly funny.






YouTube has made the "when two people love eachother" conversation so much easier for parents. no excuses. ;)

Lava Hot Springs

Kayla, Shauna & I went to Lava Hot Springs, Idaho this weekend! And all we did was eat, soak, sleep, massage, read and play truth or dare...best weekend EVER! ;) oh and we sewed. and watched a show about twinkle, evil reptiles, babies, the inbetweeners and the great sperm race. I promise we didn't watch tv the whole time!
perfect little baby road trip.








Twinkle!!!!
I just want to know the truth!!!! i still can't figure it out!!!

Wishing & Hoping & Praying

Joanna Newsom, still not in my mail box and that is the greatest disappointment. I've only been able to listen to the new album on youtube because its not posted on any of my other music listening websites. so so so frusterating. I would have just downloaded off itunes but I want the actual CD. Never ordering a CD from them again. They're lame. 





+But i got my license yesterday and now i can get a real job and be a real independent human being!!! hooray!!!


i had a most true sleep over with two of my most true loved besties last night. we stayed up till 5. lately i feel so old. i've got this ache behind my left scapula and a hungry feeling in my heart. *please hope something spectacular happens in the near future*. My littlest sister is such a real human with such true and precious feelings. her tiny heart knows things i've only just barely experienced. Here i am thinking i've been suffering from being abandoned by two sisters in the same 12 months all alone. She's been sorrowing with me the whole time. That sounds like a line from Never Ending Story. Also, Kayla and i are the same person. In SO many ways. feeling desolate for the last several months has been completely unnecessary. but i knew that.

two people in my head that i don't know, having conversations.

i dream about chickens and barnyards ALL THE TIME. 
i've made up these creatures that are like a mix between goats and lizards. and they always make a very distinct sound and are always rude to me and always mixed in with the chickens and geese. terrifying. i looked them up on google and they aren't real. 
another part of my dream...this boy had a crush on my boyfriend and was trying to figure out how to pursue him...i pretended i wasn't listening a. because i felt awkward and b. because it was a little bit funny. 


HUGE BUNNY!!!!

I still haven't gotten new joanna newsom in the mail. just waiting and watching tiny willow stare into the fireplace. he looks about to pounce...willow and his obsession with movement. i hope he stays a kitten for a long time.

this is my favorite so far. maybe. i love them all.

Kingfisher

is this real???? february 23rd??? dying!




...It is true! i just pre ordered it! hooray!!! 3 discs. yikes!

GOOD GRAVY!

in love! this may be the best thing i've seen/heard in my whole life. oh my.

Possibly You Can Beat The Wishing Bone.

Bulgarian Letter Translated Into English. oh hilarious, Taylor.

Hello Overpower friend Kjirsten!
I hope that everything should be only antic on you home! I hope that you should get really for delayed day to thanking and receive truly oil away for everything A turkey and squashed potatos! Possibly you can beat the wishing bone. What do you drank Want ? I love your e-mails! They make you my day so very better! Well the fouls tell whether it interprets that well! Possibly it will do many mistakes! That was going to be aweful to Li sad, .
love
Taylor

There Are Nicer Things Than Apples, Prince.

Grandma Whirly & The Pink-Cheeked Poopies

doo wop! doo wop!

more later, perhaps.

Please Come With ME!!!! http://www.kvmr.org/celticfestival/

P.S. What should i be for halloween???

search for something more aesthetically pleasing

now every time i open my blog i have to stare at reba. blogging about her was the worst idea ever...besides that it was kind of funny.

LOOK AT THIS INSTEAD:

no more reba. no more reba.

Reba Forever.

Ever since i was a little girl i have had this thing against reba. is she even a real human???

she's like the james bond of country. she keeps coming back and for some reason every time i see her she looks younger. and everyone secretly knows james bond isn't a real human. maybe the new one is...but the Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan and so on James Bonds were not real humans. Plus, only Chuck Bass gets that many girls in real life. Reba gets no girls. She doesn't even get an upper lip. thats probably what gets me the most. i know that she's not above plastic surgery. look at her face! and yet she's still fine with having no upper lip. what if she had no bottom lip either! what would she look like then!? i suppose God made her with no upper lip and judging her for it will only affect me. but i wouldn't be surprised if she had no top lip because she didn't want one. like it gives her character or something. an obnoxious character, she is. thats what she is.

this will hopefully be my only blog speaking negatively about anyones appearance. and i'm sorry reba, please hope you never read this. i'm sure you're a pleasant person.

also your accent is the most annoying.

Unusual Reaction

gross. you know those games that pop up along the tops and sides of internet pages??? i just played one where you have to pop a zit with a needle...i may have played it three times. but then i almost barfed. but it was definitely a cartoon.

3 Times a Day!

is that meals do you ask? no, i've been eating more like 5 meals the last few days. so what could it be, are you asking me? saving rolly pollies is my answer to your question! and i hate it. in fact, i have another number 5 thing...i just saved 5 rolly pollies out of my bathroom. no pun intended! just now. at one time! you can probably look anywhere on the floor in my house and see one crawling to some strange destination such as the massage room or the bathroom. i most do not like when they go in the kitchen. because i always forget about them when i go in the kitchen and then i step on them and they sound crunchy and i always feel bad. how do they even get in here? i told them when i saved those 5 at the same time that this nonsense wont be happening again. down the toilet like cherie said! so get out of my house. the day i find one in my bed is the day i commit murder!!!!

Sumo of the Day!

So i was reading about Sumo Wrestlers today and according to this i'm on my way to becoming one!!!! hooray!!! just for today. i'll never wait so long to eat the hugest of nachos again. 

Sumo Wrestlers: This is How You Get Fat

There's only one sport where they actually aim to gain as much body fat as possible: Sumo Wrestling. According to this article - here is what a sumo wrestler does to get fat:

1. Skip breakfast. By depriving their bodies of food after eight hours of sleep, their metabolic rates stay low.

2. Exercise on an empty stomach. If their bodies have
no food, their metabolic thermostats are turned down even lower to conserve fuel.

3. Take a nap after eating. The Sumo secret for gaining weight is that, after eating, they sleep for at least four hours.

4. Eat late in the day. Going to bed with full stomachs means that their bodies must respond to the huge flood of nutrients with a rush of insulin, forcing their bodies to store some of it in the cells as fat instead of in the muscles and organs as nutrients.

5. Always eat with others in a social atmosphere. According to leading researchers, a meal eaten with others can be at least 44 percent larger and with 30 percent more calories and fat.

There's a lot we can learn from this...

Spontaneous Kitty Combustion

Dear Sister-in-Law,

I'm sorry that I have to tell you this in an email. I do not have the courage or tact to approach the situation otherwise. It seems to me that your long loved kitty, Aria, has spontaneously combusted. And being nothing but a pile of cat particles was then carried away by a unexpected gust of wind that then swept through my house and out the open window. You could say Aria is now, literally, "the dust of the earth". or maybe she just jumped out the window while Cherie and I were dying our hair. SORRY!!!! :)))

With You, Girl!

Oh the songs that make me cry...

Unexpected, I know, but 

definitely on the top of my list these days:

Girl, You're My Guitar!

And The Gathering Floozies.

wah! I may love this song too much! thats ok! my mom says ya! ...thats a lie. she actually thinks its annoying. at least degreys beginning to understand. 

Who's Eliza???